As of today I no longer owe the Toronto Public Library an outstanding amount of NINE DOLLARS! Woah! Nine dollars is so much fucking money! I must be loaded! No really though, 9 dollars is 3 trips on the TTC. And I had that book for almost an entire year. And you know what I got for it? Cool shit FOR FREE!

Those are cool DVDS! (Actually The Spirit sucked so hard. Which I was expecting, but seriously Frank Miller. Sin City was already a movie. You made that movie. ) But I wouldn't be able to say that unless I had rented it Yo!
Also I don't know if you guys know this but you can request anything and they will get it for you in like three days. They're like fairies. Book Fairies.
I also got this sweet new card!

Yeah, I will find my way. TO THE LIBRARY! Libraries are awesome. And if you aren't a fuck up like me: they're 100% free FREE FREE! So stop being stupid and ugly and go use them bitches.
"Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!"
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