Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

la biblioteca

Yo naughty minxes. I'm about to BLOW YOUR MIND!
As of today I no longer owe the Toronto Public Library an outstanding amount of
NINE DOLLARS! Woah! Nine dollars is so much fucking money! I must be loaded! No really though, 9 dollars is 3 trips on the TTC. And I had that book for almost an entire year. And you know what I got for it? Cool shit FOR FREE!



Those are cool DVDS! (Actually The Spirit sucked so hard. Which I was expecting, but seriously Frank Miller. Sin City was already a movie. You made that movie. ) But I wouldn't be able to say that unless I had rented it Yo!

Also I don't know if you guys know this but you can request
anything and they will get it for you in like three days. They're like fairies. Book Fairies.

I also got this sweet new card!



Yeah, I will find my way. TO THE LIBRARY! Libraries are awesome. And if you aren't a fuck up like me: they're 100% free FREE FREE! So stop being stupid and ugly and go use them bitches.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Friday, January 7, 2011

et passivt aggressivet løfte

I learned this way cool lesson about blogging in 2010.

It's surprisingly difficult to make a dece blog. I mean really. Who the fuck cares about your life?
I can't even properly enjoy the cutesy fuck ones where people post photos of their shitty friends or little trinkets like um I don't know a typed and scanned poem and accompanied scanned fuckin' polaroid.

God people are easy to impress.

like yeah you might think you're genius but I don't think cyberspace needs another scanned Polaroid. Which isn't to say I'm any different, as previously stated, I'm not a very good blogger right now. Especial-am-ly as this blog was started for a course and half bullshit.

...which is one of many reasons why one of my new years resolution is to hone my skills and maybe produce something remotely interesting for you shitty folks. Cause honestly the best thing I have going on are my poorly translated blog titles. Who I find AMZNG.

but yeah stick around folks, I'm determined to compile the shitty time I spend on the internet into some cool shit, yeah?


on that note... I srsly want bacon.